Toe Main official

Lyrics

*instrumental 5 seconds* Chew woke up on a Saturday morning Time to cut the lawn *Verse* Chewy chew went outside... Barefoot Chewy chew started the lawnmower and got to mowing the grass while little Michael played with his toys *Pre chorus* Chewy chew didn't know that Micheal the little shit left a toy behind chew *Chorus* Chewy chew chew walked backwards and tripped on the toy Down went the chew and up went the mower... And his foot was like a moth to a flame 1 2 3 4 5 toes flying around He had toes here He had toes there Toes everywhere but his foot. Chew yelled TOE... MAIN... *Verse* Chew crawled around looking for his runaway toes hoping to find them but couldn't *Pre chorus* his wife rushed him to the hospital The doctor asked what happened and chew explained *Chorus* Chewy chew chew walked backwards and tripped on the toy Down went the chew and up went the mower... And his foot was like a moth to a flame 1 2 3 4 5 toes flying around 1 2 3 4 5 toes missing 1 2 3 4 5 vengeful toes He had toes here He had toes there Toes everywhere but his foot. Chew repeated TOE... MAIN... *Verse* Chew began to pout about his newly missing toes He only had little Micheal to blame And he thought about revenge *Pre chorus* Chewy chew chew was furious with Michael Chewy chew chew wanted revenge Chewy chew chew started plotting When little Micheal asked what happened *Chorus* Chewy chew chew walked backwards and tripped on the toy Down went the chew and up went the mower... And his foot was like a moth to a flame 1 2 3 4 5 toes flying around 1 2 3 4 5 toes missing 1 2 3 4 5 vengeful toes 1 2 3 4 5 toes wanted revenge He had toes here He had toes there Toes everywhere but his foot. Chewy chew chew wanted a leg Chew cried TOE... MAIN... *Bridge* Chewy chew chew needed revenge Chewy chew chew planted a tumor in little micheals leg Chewy chew chew got micheals leg amputated Chewy chew chew got his revenge *Pre chorus* Michael woke up with no leg Michael cried and cried Michael asked chewy chew chew what happened And chewy chew chew explained *Chorus* Chewy chew chew walked backwards and tripped on the toy Down went the chew and up went the mower... And his foot was like a moth to a flame 1 2 3 4 5 toes flying around 1 2 3 4 5 toes missing 1 2 3 4 5 toes crying 1 2 3 4 5 gone 1 2 3 4 5 toes shredded away He had toes here He had toes there Toes everywhere but his foot. But now he had a leg Chew repeated TOE... MAIN... Chewy chew chew realized Now he's a No... Toe... Main... 1 2 3 4 5 no toes 1 2 3 4 5 no toes 1 2 3 4 5 NO... TOE... MAIN...