Elevator

Lyrics

All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement… ha ha I'll meet you down there There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He's say "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty-some million records worldwide later I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator Haters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touché me Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele Whoopsa-that-a-fucking-daisy That's a no-no even she knows dada's fucking crazy Fucking animal, cuckoo, bananas, fucking A B Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby You may think it's 'cause of the way that I was brought up But it's all caught up to me now, karma's in the waters Every line I ever said has got me in a corner You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started Now your brain's all haunted 'cause of all the shit you thought of Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust I never thought it'd come to this, I ought to just be honest but There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He's say "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty-some million records worldwide later I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert, and Aiken ain't gonna make it They get so mad, when I call them both faggots All these fucking voices in my head I can't take it Someone shut that fucking baby up, 'fore I shake it You're standing adjacent to Jason, slash, Leatherface, and Together makes 'em a fucking bad combination I lashed at the doctor in my last operation Shoved the Wiener Schnitzel up his ass, hopped away Somebody please stop the patient, get the cops to mace him Homie, I'm the Scheiße, ask Doctor Dreizehn I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son No, not a-now, not a chance, not today son I can't believe I leave for one brief second And you pussies queef all over the rap game, naked And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stain, feck it I'll just keep saying the same exact saying, check it There once was a saying that I used to say Back in the day when I met Dre I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof He's say "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him That's not happening, that I can't fathom Eighty-some million records worldwide later I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I Thinking 'bout an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em Told the ne