TaylorTrump

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The mall food court at a quarter past noon I'm the Mam with the tray and the talk-show grin I told the gal at the pretzel stand I'd make her famous She said, "Sir, that's a dollar fifty" again I got a golf cart parked where the mayor can't park I got a button that says I'm in charge I wave at the crowd like they came here for me They came here for the cinnamon buns, mostly [Chorus] It's my new song, it's my new song Everybody clap if you don't know the words It's my new song, it's my new song I'll be singing it loud till the whole food court's heard One more time now, it's my new song [Verse 2] I stood on a chair and I gave a big speech 'Bout the fountain and how it should be ten feet deep The maintenance man said, "Buddy, it's a drain" I said, "Son, that's the vision, not the plumbing" My wife texted twice, said the dog needs his pill And the lawn needs the mower, and the fridge won't chill I said, "Honey, I'm busy becoming a brand" She said, "Great. Bring the trash can in, man" [Chorus] It's my new song, it's my new song Everybody clap if you don't know the words It's my new song, it's my new song I'll be singing it loud till the whole food court's heard One more time now, it's my new song [Bridge] Down at the vending machine, line C, row four There's a bag of chips that's been stuck since '04 And I feel like that bag, hanging half in the coil Nobody buys me, but I'm still on a roll [Chorus] It's my new song, it's my new song Everybody clap if you don't know the words It's my new song, it's my new song I'll be singing it loud till the whole food court's heard [Outro] (The dog needs his pill) It's my new song (The fridge won't chill) It's my new song (Take the trash can in) It's my new song I'll be singing it loud, I'll be singing it loud I'll be singing it loud till they turn the lights out It's my new song It's Taylor Trump