Two Inges in the House
Lyrics
[INTRO – Spoken, deep raspy funky voice] Owwww! Yeah, baby! Kühlungsborn! We got a birthday situation! Ha-ha! Michelle! Tilda! Karla! And little Inge! Uncle Tim is in the house! Where’s the birthday man? JOOOOOST! Hit that bass! [VERSE 1 – Dirty slap bass groove] Die Sonne scheint am Ostseestrand, Jost hat sein Birthday-Glas in der Hand! Die Wellen rollen, der Bass ist heiß, heut wird gefeiert, jeder weiß! Michelle, seine Queen, ist mit dabei, Tilda und Karla schreien: Hey, hey, hey! Und Dackeldame Inge, klein und fein, will heut die Funky Dancing Queen sein! [PRE-CHORUS – Female backing vocals] Who’s the man? (JOST!) Who’s the boss? (JOST!) Who’s got the funk? (JOST! JOST! JOST!) [CHORUS – Explosive horns, female choir] JOST! JOST! BIRTHDAY BOSS! Kühlungsborn, jetzt geht es los! Happy Birthday! Owww! All night long! Jost, das ist dein Birthday-Song! JOST! JOST! FUNKY KING! Hör, wie die Slap-Bass-Saiten sing’n! Michelle und die Kids sind hier, Inge bellt: Wir gratulieren dir! [VERSE 2 – Swaggering raspy vocals] Tilda tanzt und Karla lacht, Michelle hat sich schick gemacht! Inge wackelt mit dem Po, Jost ruft laut: So läuft die Show! Und Onkel Tim, ein Lebemann, stößt mit dem Mond auf Sterne an. Sein Glas kennt selten Ebbezeiten, sein Geist liebt schneeverschneite Weiten! Er sucht im Winter seinen Mai, die Nase stets der Zeit voraus dabei! Ein Philosoph der Nachtgestalten, dem selbst die Sterne Gläser halten! [BREAKDOWN – Spoken funky dialogue] Wait a minute! Stop that groove! Is that a dachshund? Ohhhh, that’s INGE! Ha-ha-ha! Inge got the funk! Michelle got the love! Tilda got the rhythm! Karla got the moves! And Uncle Tim? Ohhhh, Lord! He’s got the SNOW in summertime! And the OCEAN in his glass! Ha-ha-ha! Somebody get that man a compass! And Jost? JOST GOT THE BIRTHDAY FUNK! [CHORUS – Full power] JOST! JOST! BIRTHDAY BOSS! Kühlungsborn, jetzt geht es los! Happy Birthday! Owww! All night long! Jost, das ist dein Birthday-Song! JOST! JOST! FUNKY KING! Lass die ganze Ostsee sing’n! Tilda! Karla! Michelle! Inge tanzt, der Bass ist schnell! [BRIDGE – Deep soulful voice, funky guitar] Jost, mein Freund, heut bist du dran, weil man nur einmal so feiern kann! Mit deinen Mädels, wunderbar, wird das dein allerbestes Jahr! Und Tim, der Fürst der Promille-Poesie, verliert den Takt, die Hoffnung nie! Im Sommer schneit’s in seinem Kopf, die Nacht trägt einen goldnen Tropf! [INSTRUMENTAL – Heavy slap bass solo] Bow-chicka-wow-wow! Boom! Boom! Slap! Hey! Hey! Owwwwww! FUNKY JOST! UNCLE TIM! STILL AWAKE? HA-HA-HA! [FINAL CHORUS – Huge horns, screaming vocals] HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOST! OWWWWW! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOST! GET FUNKY! Michelle! (HEY!) Tilda! (HEY!) Karla! (HEY!) Inge! (WUFF WUFF!) Uncle Tim! (WHERE’S MY GLASS?) JOST! JOST! BIRTHDAY BOSS! Der Funk lässt dich heut nicht mehr los! Happy Birthday, one more time! Kühlungsborn is feeling fine! [OUTRO – Extended slap bass funk jam] Jooooost! You’re the birthday boss! Ha-ha-ha! Inge, shake that little booty! Michelle, give him a kiss! Tilda! Karla! Everybody scream! And Uncle Tim? Still looking for winter in July! OWWWW! Somebody hide the snow globe! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOOOOOST! OWWWWW! FUNKY! YEAHHHH! [BASS SOLO – FADE OUT]
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