Nuketown Shenanigans
traditional country comedicLyrics
[Verse]
Working in the plant where the lights all glow,
Jeff’s got a joke, man, how it flows.
Safety suits on tighter than the stars in a show,
In Nuketown, laughs are the way we go.
[Verse 2]
Larry’s got a limp, but he gets around fine,
He wobbles through the halls like he’s walking a line.
Jason's high voice, like he’s singing all the time,
In our whacky work crew, everyone’s got a sign.
[Chorus]
Down in the reactor where we all have a laugh,
Bryan burps and farts, makes us double back.
Amanda shakes her head, says, “Not my way, Jack.”
While Curt saves the plant, keeps us on track.
[Verse 3]
Amanda’s got plans, big schematics in hand,
She’s got a better way, but no one understands.
Curt fixes leaks, he’s the savior of this land,
In our nuclear circus, we're a ragtag band.
[Verse 4]
Bryan’s standing guard, a rumble in his tum,
One more burrito and he’ll blow like a drum.
Jason hits a high note, and it catches some,
In our nuclear family, the fun’s never done.
[Chorus]
Down in the reactor where we all have a laugh,
Bryan burps and farts, makes us double back.
Amanda shakes her head, says, “Not my way, Jack.”
While Curt saves the plant, keeps us on track.