WHERE’S MY VAPE?” — Mikey Zingers

Lyrics

“ [Intro] Yo… Mikey Zingers in the building! Hold up— Why’s he checking every pocket already? Oh no… [Verse 1] Mikey woke up, hair all crazy, Looking ’round the room like, “Somebody save me!” Checked the couch, checked under his plate, Everybody knows what he’s looking for—his vape. Patting every pocket like he lost his keys, Checking underneath the table on his knees, Friends all laughing, “Mike, give it a break!” He spins around yelling, “WHO TOOK MY VAPE?!” [Chorus] 🎵 Mikey Zingers—where’s my vape?! Looking everywhere, man, give it a break! Left pocket, right pocket, making mistakes, Whole room laughing while he searches for his vape! Mikey Zingers—where could it be?! He’s checking every spot like a mystery! Then somebody points and everybody cracks— “MIKE… IT’S BEEN IN YOUR POCKET THE WHOLE TIME!” 🎵 [Verse 2] He loses that thing about ten times a day, Then starts accusing everybody right away, “Was it you? Was it him? Somebody confess!” Meanwhile Mikey’s room is a total mess. He checks the fridge—why would it be there? Checks his shoes, starts checking his chair, Everybody watching this ridiculous chase, Then Mike looks down with that embarrassed face. [Breakdown] WHERE! IS! MY— Everybody: “CHECK YOUR POCKET, MIKE!” …Oh. [Final Chorus] 🎵 Mikey Zingers—mystery solved! Thirty-minute search and nobody involved! Turned the whole house upside down today, Just to find the thing was never far away! Mikey Zingers, king of the chase, Searching every room with panic on his face, Next time something disappears without a trace— CHECK YOUR POCKET BEFORE YOU TEAR APART THE PLACE! 🎵