Follow or Sit

Lyrics

[Intro - Announcer] Welcome to the ten-K-in-thirty-days challenge! He is sitting in that chair like it owes him rent! [Verse 1] No follow? I sit, I sit Checking this chair like it pays my bills No follow? I sit, I sit My knees on vacation, my hustle standing still [Pre-Chorus - Call and Response] Announcer: What happens when you follow? Crowd: GET UP AND DANCE! Announcer: What happens when you don’t? Crowd: He sits right there! Lead: Tap that button, don’t be shy This chair has seen enough of my backside [Chorus] FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW! GET UP AND DANCE! FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW! Get up and dance! Ten K in thirty days, we’re making that plan One little follow and the chair loses its man FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW! GET UP AND DANCE! [Dance Break] Ayy, step to the left, step to the right Log drum jumping, we’re earning tonight Shoulder to shoulder, clap two times If you followed, congratulations, you’re hired! Ayy, wiggle, wiggle, don’t freeze Make that chair jealous, bend those knees! [Comedic Stop - Announcer] Okay! Okay! That was enough cardio! SIT BACK DOWN! [Verse 2] Follow leads to DM, that’s the route Get started, no more sitting with doubt Copy the page, take a look and learn Go live, let the next new follower turn Repeat, repeat, keep the circle tight Your phone is working overtime tonight Meanwhile I’m in my chair, looking very employed Waiting for one tap like a man avoiding an asteroid [Chorus - Call and Response] Lead: FOLLOW! Crowd: GET UP AND DANCE! Lead: DM ME! Crowd: GET STARTED! Lead: COPY THE PAGE! Crowd: GO LIVE! Lead: THEN WHAT? Crowd: REPEAT! All: FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW! GET UP AND DANCE! Ten K in thirty days, we’re making that plan No follow? He sits like a decorative fan [Bridge - Announcer] FOLLOW arrow, DM message GET STARTED, learn the method COPY THE PAGE, GO LIVE REPEAT until the numbers arrive If you’re watching silently, I respect your style But I’ve been sitting here for quite a while [Final Chorus] FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW! GET UP AND DANCE! FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW! Get up and dance! Ten K in thirty days, everybody chant Tap that follow button, give the chair a chance [Outro - Comedic Call and Response] Announcer: Somebody followed! Lead: GET UP AND DANCE! [Short Dance Break] Announcer: Somebody unfollowed! Lead: ...I sit. Announcer: Follow, DM me, get started! Lead: Copy the page, go live, repeat! Announcer: One more time! All: FOLLOW, FOLLOW, FOLLOW! GET UP AND DANCE! Announcer: Now sit back down! Lead: I was already sitting!