Here Comes the Family

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Ann Marie, broad as a doorway, took a stroll down Memory Lane, Met a fellow, Lenny, there—she’d wished for him back when. He tipped his hat; she laughed out loud; a pigeon joined the scene, Then every bird and every bee declared, “You two belong between!” [Chorus] Here comes the family, tumbling in a row, Tuten, Putin, Rory, Holly—watch them go! Toilet tales and old-time memories, Send in the clowns—and mind your knees! [Verse 2] The birds and bees got matchmaking, they tied the knot with string, A wildly mixed-up household made the kitchen windows sing. There’s Tuten with a teacup, Putin with a plunger crown, And Rory, Holly, hopping till the whole house bounced around. [Chorus] Here comes the family, tumbling in a row, Tuten, Putin, Rory, Holly—watch them go! Toilet tales and old-time memories, Send in the clowns—and mind your knees! [Bridge] A trumpet gave a toot-toot, the bathroom door went bang, Someone shouted, “Constipation!”—then the whole room sang. Lenny found the loo roll, Ann Marie found her shoe, And all the clowns came marching in, with one more thing to do! [Final Chorus] Here comes the family, tumbling in a row, Tuten, Putin, Rory, Holly—watch them go! Toilet tales and old-time memories, Send in the clowns—and mind your knees! [Outro] Down Memory Lane they wobble, laughing as they go, Ann Marie and Lenny lead the grand family show!