Frank and Helmut

Lyrics

[Intro] Frank Ferter! Helmut Schnitzel! Germany, make room! [Verse 1: Frank] Frank Ferter steps in, and shows blue steel singlet tight, big bulge, he’ll yes it’s real I claim every station from Hamburg to the Rhine A name for radio, my face on all the signs A wink and a grin with a confident pose, I keep my best secret tucked inside my bulge [Verse 2: Helmut] Helmut Schnitzel, broad chest, beach-ready trim, Speedos by the shoreline, the sunlight loves him. We flex in the mirror, two legends alone, No partner can match us; we dance on our own. We bring the big charm and the big dick tease, Then toast to our egos between our knees. [Chorus: Both] Frank and Helmut, ruling the scene, Big bass, great face and STD clean. Singlet on the floor, speedos by the sea, Nobody looks as handsome as we! Frank and Helmut, all night, all right, Two kings of the dance in the bright club light! [Verse 3: Frank] We sing about our sausage, you will as well Bull pizels on the menu, you can kiss and tell Horny goat weed and a blue pill brew, Our confidence is huge and our pizels are too. I’m built like a hero from the old silver screen, With a wink to Arnold, the toughest machine. [Verse 4: Helmut] Jean-Claude gets respect for the kicks and the flair, We borrow that pose, then adjust our hair. Frank calls the beat, I answer the boast, We’re the self-love champions coast to coast. No one gets invited? We’re fine, we’re a pair; We dance with ourselves like we own all the air. [Chorus: Both] Frank and Helmut, ruling the scene, Big bass, great face and STD clean. Singlet on the floor, speedos by the sea, Nobody looks as handsome as we! Frank and Helmut, all night, all right, Two kings of the dance in the bright club light! [Outro] Frank Ferter! Helmut Schnitzel! Deutschland, turn us up!