Sissy Boy Bands

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You’ve got your glitter jacket, posing by the door Practicing that smolder like you’ve done it all before I’m curled up on the sofa, snacks across my knees You’re calling me a sissy while you’re scared of the bees [Pre-Chorus] You talk big, then you jump at a sound I just laugh and turn the volume down [Chorus] You got them sissy boy bands Watching Netflix, TikTok in your hands You say I’m soft, but here’s the plan: I’m having fun, do what I can You got them sissy boy bands Big tough talk, tiny dance moves, man Swipe that screen and sing along Who says a good time’s wrong? [Verse 2] You pick the action movie, then you hide behind a throw I know you know the chorus, you just won’t let it show You tap your foot in secret, swear it’s just the floor Then ask me for the playlist when we’re walking out the door [Pre-Chorus] You talk big, then you jump at a sound I just laugh and turn the volume down [Chorus] You got them sissy boy bands Watching Netflix, TikTok in your hands You say I’m soft, but here’s the plan: I’m having fun, do what I can You got them sissy boy bands Big tough talk, tiny dance moves, man Swipe that screen and sing along Who says a good time’s wrong? [Bridge] No badge for acting hard all day No prize for hiding what you play Come sit down, there’s room for two Pick the next show—I’ll let you choose [Final Chorus] You got them sissy boy bands Watching Netflix, TikTok in your hands You say I’m soft, but here’s the plan: I’m having fun, do what I can You got them sissy boy bands Big tough talk, tiny dance moves, man Swipe that screen and sing along Who says a good time’s wrong? [Outro] Pick the next show, pass the snacks Sing that hook, don’t take it back