Fossilize in Place

Lyrics

[Intro - Announcer] Welcome to the ten-thousand-in-thirty-days challenge! He is seated. He is silent. He has become furniture. [Verse 1] I’m in this chair with a serious face Waiting on a follow like it’s coming first place My snack got promoted, my back filed a claim Still I’m sitting here, protecting my name [Pre-Chorus - Call and Response] Announcer: What happens if nobody follows? Crowd: He sits! Announcer: What happens when somebody follows? Crowd: Get up and dance! [Chorus] Follow, follow, follow, follow! Ten K in thirty, watch this fellow! No follow? I sit right here One follow? Make the room disappear! Follow, follow, follow, follow! Chair so loyal, it deserves a medal! Follow now, don’t make me wait Get up and dance before I fossilize in place! [Verse 2] My chair knows my schedule, my cushion knows my dreams I’ve been sitting so long, I’m part of the seams The clock looked at me and requested a break Even my shadow said, “Please do something for goodness’ sake” [Bridge - Instructions, Call and Response] Announcer: FOLLOW! Crowd: Follow! Announcer: DM me! Crowd: DM you! Announcer: GET STARTED! Crowd: Get started! Announcer: COPY THE PAGE! Crowd: Copy the page! Announcer: GO LIVE! Crowd: Go live! Announcer: REPEAT! Crowd: Repeat! [Chorus] Follow, follow, follow, follow! Ten K in thirty, watch this fellow! No follow? I sit right here One follow? Make the room disappear! Follow, follow, follow, follow! Chair so loyal, it deserves a medal! Follow now, don’t make me wait Get up and dance before I fossilize in place! [Dance Break] Hey! Two steps left! Two steps right! Shoulders working! Chair out of sight! Hands up high! Turn around! Somebody followed—shake this town! [Outro - Announcer] Excellent! You danced like your Wi-Fi bill was due! Now sit back down! Yes, you. Sit! The chair has missed you terribly. Follow, DM me, get started, copy the page, go live, repeat! Follow... follow... follow... No follow? I sit. One follow? GET UP AND DANCE! [Loop]