Questionable Preview

Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah, let me tell you what happened at the clinic No one warned me the consultation came with plot twists [Verse 1] Walked through the doors with a clipboard and a number Trying to act calm, but my stomach had a thunder Nurse came through with a smile and a plan Said, “Put these see-through boxers on, my man” I said, “Transparent? That’s a bold little choice” He said, “Standard procedure,” in a far-too-cheerful voice Then he tied up the gown like he’s closing a parcel I’m thinking, “Why’s this checkup suddenly feeling so personal?” [Pre-Chorus] I’m lying there thinking, “This can’t be right” Everybody’s acting casual, I’m losing the fight Then the theatre doors swing and the whole room goes still Doctor Graham walks in built like a comic-book villain [Chorus] Six-four, hands like a heavyweight champ I’m staring at the ceiling, trying not to cramp He said, “This won’t take long,” with a professional tone Then the first thing he checks is the postcode below No glove, no warning, no lube in sight Just a finger to explain the camera’s size I said, “Doc, that demo was a suspicious sign” He said, “Trust the process”—I said, “Mate, define” [Verse 2] I’m gripping the sheet like it owes me rent Trying to remember where my dignity went He’s got a scope in the room and a face full of calm While I’m reconsidering every healthcare form “Relax your muscles,” that’s easier said When your brain’s doing laps and your cheeks have fled The nurse says, “Breathe,” like I’m climbing a hill I’m thinking, “I came for a camera, not a trial drill” [Bridge] Was it clinical? Technically, maybe But the setup had me questioning everything lately If the camera’s smaller, why start with the preview? I need answers, a witness, and a customer review [Chorus] Six-four, hands like a heavyweight champ I’m staring at the ceiling, trying not to cramp He said, “This won’t take long,” with a professional tone Then the first thing he checks is the postcode below No glove, no warning, no lube in sight Just a finger to explain the camera’s size I said, “Doc, that demo was a suspicious sign” He said, “Trust the process”—I said, “Mate, define” [Outro] So if they book you in, ask questions before you go Ask what the dress code is and what the nurses know And if a six-four doctor says, “This is just a guide” Make sure there’s a glove and a consent form on the side Yeah—clinical procedure, questionable preview I wanted a checkup, not a behind-the-scenes review