Hootie Collins

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hootie walked in wearing satin blue Chew Collins smiled like the whole room knew They signed their names beneath a paper moon Then spun around the floor till half past two [Pre-Chorus] Now there’s a little secret on the way And every friend has got a thing to say [Chorus] Hootie Collins, hey, the wedding bells rang Now a tiny new heartbeat’s changing the plan Is it Chew’s? Is it John’s? Is it Eric’s, who knows? Everybody’s guessing while the family grows Hootie Collins, keep that grin on your face There’s a question mark dancing all over the place [Verse 2] Chew brought a stroller, John brought a cake Eric showed up with a tiny blue blanket Grandma just laughed, said, “Whatever the truth, That baby’s got three uncles before it’s two” [Pre-Chorus] The calendar’s circled, the room’s painted green The whole town’s waiting to see what that means [Chorus] Hootie Collins, hey, the wedding bells rang Now a tiny new heartbeat’s changing the plan Is it Chew’s? Is it John’s? Is it Eric’s, who knows? Everybody’s guessing while the family grows Hootie Collins, keep that grin on your face There’s a question mark dancing all over the place [Bridge] Chew says, “I’m ready,” John says, “I’m fine” Eric brought flowers and arrived right on time Hootie just winks as she pours lemonade “Wait for the little one,” she says, “then we’ll explain” [Final Chorus] Hootie Collins, hey, the wedding bells rang Now a tiny new heartbeat’s changing the plan Is it Chew’s? Is it John’s? Is it Eric’s, who knows? Everybody’s guessing while the family grows Hootie Collins, let the whole town debate That baby’s already got a fan club of eight [Outro] Hootie Collins, dancing through the door Three proud possibilities—and maybe one more