Hootie Collins, Here Comes

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hootie wore satin on a Saturday night Chew Collins grinned when she walked in sight They said their vows by the old marquee Now she signs her name with a little more swing [Pre-Chorus] A tiny pair of shoes by the front door A family tree with a question mark drawer Everybody’s guessing, passing the news But Hootie just smiles while she hums the tune [Chorus] Hootie Collins, here comes the baby Chew says, “Our little one’s gonna amaze me” John says maybe, Eric says “Could be” Who’s the daddy? Well, nobody knows Hootie just laughs and the whole room goes— [Post-Chorus] Hey! Hootie Collins Hey! What a story Hey! Baby’s coming Everybody’s dancing [Verse 2] Chew picked a cradle in buttercup blue The neighbors brought casseroles, one brought two John brought a rattle, Eric brought socks [Pre-Chorus] The aunties are whispering over the cake The cousins are making their bets for a stake Hootie says, “Save all that talk for later Bring me a snack and a name generator” [Chorus] Hootie Collins, here comes the baby Chew says, “Our little one’s gonna amaze me” John says maybe, Eric says “Could be” Anthony, Mark, Brandon all claim "maybe it's me" Who’s the daddy? Well, nobody knows Hootie just laughs and the whole room goes— [Bridge] Maybe it’s Chew, maybe that’s the truth Maybe the family resemblance will settle the proof Maybe the answer arrives with a yawn Till then the dance floor keeps rolling on [Final Chorus] Hootie Collins, here comes the baby Chew holds her hand, looking proud as can be John, Eric, Anthony sing in a row Mark, Brandon, Michael all steal the show Tyler and Cesar clap right on time Tyrone’s still smiling at the end of the line Who’s the daddy? The secret can wait Love’s at the door and the cake’s on a plate [Outro] Hootie Collins, what a night Baby on the way and the room feels right Who’s the daddy? Let the whole world guess Hootie just dances in her Sunday best And then came the day When everyone knew That little baby Was a Tyrone part two