Get Up and Dance

Lyrics

[Intro - Spoken Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, the chair champion is online! Thirty days, ten thousand dollars— And he has not moved one inch. [Verse 1] I’m sitting in my chair with a serious face, Waiting for a follow like it’s a job interview place. My cushion knows my dreams, my back knows the plan, No follow on the screen? I remain a seated man. [Call and Response] Announcer: What happens when nobody follows? Crowd: He sits! Announcer: What happens when somebody follows? Crowd: GET UP AND DANCE! [Chorus] FOLLOW! FOLLOW! That’s the sign! Ten K in thirty days, we’re right on time! No follow? I sit right here. One follow? GET UP AND DANCE—make it clear! FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Tap that cue! I’ve been sitting so long, the chair followed too! [Verse 2 - Instruction Chant] Follow! DM me! Get started! Copy the page! Go live! Repeat! That’s the recipe, nice and neat! Follow, DM me, get started today, Copy the page, go live, repeat the play. Thirty days on the calendar, ten K in sight, But first press follow—help my legs take flight! [Chorus] FOLLOW! FOLLOW! That’s the sign! Ten K in thirty days, we’re right on time! No follow? I sit right here. One follow? GET UP AND DANCE—make it clear! FOLLOW! FOLLOW! Tap that cue! I’ve been sitting so long, the chair followed too! [Dance Break - Spoken Hype] Wait—someone followed! Everybody say it! GET UP AND DANCE! [Dance Break] Step to the left, step to the right, Shake what survived the sitting tonight! Hands in the air, knees in the breeze, Move like your phone bill just got paid with ease! [Comedic Outro] Okay, okay, that was enough cardio. The chair is calling me by my government name. SIT BACK DOWN! [Loop Tag] No follow? I sit right here... One follow? GET UP AND DANCE!