Ten K in Thirty

Lyrics

[Intro - Announcer] Welcome to the ten-K-in-thirty challenge! Look at you in that chair, sitting like the chair owes you rent. [Verse 1 - Male Vocal] I’m sitting so still, my cushion got promoted My coffee went cold, but the challenge ain’t loaded Ten K in thirty, we’re ready to begin But nobody followed, so I’m sitting again [Call and Response] [Announcer] What happens when you follow? [Male Vocal] I get up! [Announcer] What happens when you don’t? [Male Vocal] I stay put! [Announcer] How long have you been sitting? [Male Vocal] Long enough to know the chair’s got opinions! [Chorus] FOLLOW, FOLLOW, follow right now Get up and dance, don’t ask me how Ten K in thirty, we’re chasing the goal Follow that button, put fire in the soul FOLLOW, FOLLOW, hear that sound No follow? I’m staying chair-bound [Verse 2 - Announcer] This is the official waiting-room championship Gold medal in staring at the follow button My knees are ready, my chair is nervous One tap and we turn this furniture into a dance floor! [Chorus - Call and Response] [Male Vocal] Follow! [Announcer] Then what? [Male Vocal] DM me! [Announcer] Then what? [Male Vocal] Get started! [Announcer] Then what? [Male Vocal] Copy the page! [Announcer] Then what? [Male Vocal] Go live! [Announcer] And after that? [Male Vocal] Repeat! [Dance Break] GET UP AND DANCE! Left, right, wiggle that chair-free waist Step, step, laugh at the money chase Ten K, thirty days, move your feet If you’re watching this seated, copy my seat! [Comedy Stop - Announcer] Okay! Okay! That was enough cardio. SIT BACK DOWN! The chair is filing a missing-person report. [Final Chorus] FOLLOW, FOLLOW, follow right now Get up and dance, don’t ask me how FOLLOW → DM ME → GET STARTED COPY THE PAGE → GO LIVE → REPEAT Ten K in thirty, let’s make it loud Follow the page and wake up the crowd [Outro - Announcer] No follow? I sit. Someone follows? GET UP AND DANCE! Then SIT BACK DOWN! And we begin again...