Bathroom Victory

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I had a dream as wide as Sunday A ridiculous rumble on its way I called Amelia, trying to sound composed Said, “I had a bathroom victory,” and the news just flowed [Pre-Chorus] She paused, then laughed so loud Like she’d just won the whole darn crowd [Chorus] Amelia shouted, “Yay!” Like it was a holiday I said, “That’s quite a thing to cheer!” She said, “Can I try someday?” We laughed till we could hardly speak What a strange and silly week [Verse 2] The phone was on speaker in the kitchen Dad walked in and asked what he was missin’ I tried to change the subject, but too late Amelia had already made a celebratory cake [Pre-Chorus] A tiny paper crown, a goofy grin The silliest phone call we’d been in [Chorus] Amelia shouted, “Yay!” Like it was a holiday I said, “That’s quite a thing to cheer!” She said, “Can I try someday?” We laughed till we could hardly speak What a strange and silly week [Bridge] No medals, no parade Just a story we both made Some days bring a funny tale And a laugh that never fails [Final Chorus] Amelia shouted, “Yay!” Like it was a holiday I said, “Let’s keep this one between us!” She said, “Okay—mostly, hey!” We laughed till we could hardly speak Best weird phone call of the week [Outro] A very odd announcement A very happy end