WOOF WOOF

Lyrics

[Intro – spoken] Mic check. One, two… Did somebody order a little attitude? Agent Lulu. Let me hear the pack! [Chorus – chant] WOOF WOOF! What you say? Lulu’s gonna shake up your day! WOOF WOOF! Loud and clear! Put some bounce in it — the pack is here! WOOF WOOF! Bring that bass! Big fluffy grin on a cheeky face! Hey now, hey now, move those feet, We got the whole room barking to the beat! [Verse 1 – rap] Red bandana, got my head held high, Little secret agent with a spark in my eye. Step to the mic, let the speakers thump, Watch these ears when the kick drums jump. I don’t need diamonds, I don’t need gold, Got a winter coat that could beat the cold. Natural fluff with a VIP sway, And a little more sass than you ordered today. You want my paw? Better make your pitch, One good biscuit and we might get rich. You get a handshake, I get a bite, Now that’s a deal we can both call right! [Pre-Chorus – building] One bark — who’s at the door? Two barks — let me hear some more! Three beats — now the bass comes through, Everybody tell me what the dogs gon’ do! [Chorus] WOOF WOOF! What you say? Lulu’s gonna shake up your day! WOOF WOOF! Loud and clear! Put some bounce in it — the pack is here! WOOF WOOF! Bring that bass! Big fluffy grin on a cheeky face! Hey now, hey now, move those feet, We got the whole room barking to the beat! [Post-Chorus – call and response] Can I get a WOOF? — WOOF! Can I get two? — WOOF WOOF! Who brought the groove? — YOU DID, LULU! Then show me what those paws can do! [Verse 2 – rap] Got my human dancing like nobody’s home, Doing funny little moves with a hairbrush microphone. I tilt my head like, “What is that?” Then I join right in with a tap-tap-tap. Tail hits the cushion like a little snare, Next thing you know, there’s fluff everywhere. You miss one step, but you laugh so hard, Now we’re taking this party to the backyard. Neighbour looks over — I give ’em a grin, There’s room by the speakers, come on in! No perfect moves and no dress-code rules, Just a whole lot of rhythm and a couple of fools. [Pre-Chorus] One bark — who’s at the door? Two barks — let me hear some more! Three beats — now the bass comes through, Everybody tell me what the dogs gon’ do! [Chorus] WOOF WOOF! What you say? Lulu’s gonna shake up your day! WOOF WOOF! Loud and clear! Put some bounce in it — the pack is here! WOOF WOOF! Bring that bass! Big fluffy grin on a cheeky face! Hey now, hey now, move those feet, We got the whole room barking to the beat! [Breakdown – bass and claps] Small dogs — WOOF WOOF! Big dogs — WOOF WOOF! Shy dogs — take your time, You can do a little tail wag right on mine! Floppy ears — bounce, bounce! Pointy ears — bounce, bounce! Humans in the back, let me hear you too— [Spoken] Oh… That was a very interesting woof. [Group shout] DO IT AGAIN! [Bridge – melodic] You know my bark, I know your laugh, We turn a long day into a happy one fast. When you sing off-key, I howl along, Somehow together we’ve got our own song. [Final Chorus – full energy] WOOF WOOF! What you say? Lulu’s gonna shake up your day! WOOF WOOF! Loud and clear! Put some bounce in it — the pack is here! WOOF WOOF! Bring that bass! Big fluffy grin on a cheeky face! Hey now, hey now, move those feet, We got the whole room barking to the beat! [Outro – chant] WOOF WOOF — that’s my sound! WOOF WOOF — pass it around! WOOF WOOF — one more time! [Spoken] Agent Lulu. You bring the snacks… I bring the vibe.