“SMALL BODY, BIG MIC”

Lyrics

Intro Ding-ding-ding! Trojan Beast ringside! Rufai don enter gym again o! Small frame, big confidence! 😂🥊 Chorus Small body, big mic, Rufai dey talk all night, Question for left, question for right. He say, “Lere, come back, I want another fight!” Lere say, “Train well, because receipt no dey miss target!” Small body, big mic, confidence reach ceiling, Before bell ring, he don start interviewing. “Can you categorically—?” GBAM! Question interrupted! Rufai shout, “Referee! That answer was not structured!” 😂 Verse 1 See Rufai inside gym, mirror on the wall, Standing on confidence like say he seven-foot tall. Two dumbbells, three selfies, one serious face, He say, “This rematch go put Lere in his place.” Coach say, “Brother, first build stamina.” Rufai say, “Forget that, bring the camera!” He shadow-box question, jab with grammar, But Lere enter gym — everywhere scatter. Chorus Small body, big mic, Rufai dey talk all night, Question for left, question for right. He say, “Lere, come back, I want another fight!” Lere say, “No problem — just remember the first night!” 😂 Verse 2 Rufai say, “First fight? I wasn’t prepared!” Lere say, “But before the bell, you said you weren’t scared.” Rufai say, “This time, I’ve studied every technique.” Lere say, “Good. Start with how to survive one week.” Rufai: “No knockout! I demand clarification!” Lere: “Punch no dey wait for cross-examination.” Rufai: “I have one final follow-up question!” Lere: “My brother, protect your face before your next session!” 😂 Bridge — Crowd Chant Who want rematch? — RUFAI! Who bring receipts? — LERE! Who dey ask questions? — RUFAI! Who dey answer with gloves? — LERE! 🥊 Verse 3 He short, but his confidence long like Third Mainland Bridge, Ego dey climb mountain, body still dey gym fridge. He tell everybody, “I’m ready for Round Two!” Lere just smile: “Are you sure that’s what you want to do?” Arise crew behind him shouting, “You can win!” Rufai adjusting glasses: “Where should I begin?” Bell ring once — all the confidence freeze, He look at Lere: “Can we negotiate this, please?” 😂 Final Chorus Small body, big mic, Rufai dey talk all night, Big confidence, tiny heavyweight. He wanted rematch, now the date don set, But before Round Two — Rufai, no forget your helmet! Outro Ding! Ding! RUFAI vs LERE II — REMATCH LOADING! Questions versus receipts! Microphone versus gloves! THE TROJAN BEAST — Where Satire Meets Real News.