Bring Me a Fair Deal

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Steve Rogers sends a quote from a rented phone Says diesel’s up and the market’s gone cold Tony Stark wants a king’s ransom for a used-up machine Vince Diesel blames the forecast and the price of gasoline I read their numbers twice, then I laugh into my beer That’s higher than a giraffes pussy, buddy, let’s get clear [Chorus] Are you out of your Fucking mind You want that much for a maybe and a promise this time? You blame the fuel, the season, every cloud in the sky But I’ve got a pencil and I’m not buying that line Bring me a fair deal, put the real name on the page Or take that big excuse and ride it out of range [Verse 2] They say the tough market’s got them backed against the wall Then they quote me double like I won’t check at all One’s got a superhero name, one’s a movie-star disguise One says “trust me, friend,” while he won’t look me in the eyes I know the pump is hurting; I’ve been filling up too But a sad story don’t make that number true [Chorus] Are you out of your Fucking mind You want that much for a maybe and a promise this time? You blame the fuel, the season, every cloud in the sky But I’ve got a pencil and I’m not buying that line Bring me a fair deal, put the real name on the page Or take that big excuse and ride it out of range [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] Show me the costs, show me what you can prove Cut the smoke and mirrors, give me room to move I’ll shake your hand and pay you what it’s worth But I won’t bankroll your tall tales and your borrowed names first [Final Chorus] Are you out of your Fucking mind You want that much for a maybe and a promise this time? You blame the fuel, the season, every cloud in the sky But I’ve got a pencil and I’m not buying that line Bring me a fair deal, put the real name on the page Or take that big excuse and ride it out of range [Outro] Steve, Tony, Vince—let’s settle this straight Bring a real number next time you name your rate