Show ‘em
Slow country ballad, male singer, powerfulLyrics
[verse]
It’s amazing.
How much YOU can make me SMILE.
You DRIVE me CRAZY.
You don’t EVEN have to TRY.
When I SEE you in that PONY tail
It ALWAYS takes me BACK.
To HIGH school days and SUMMER nights
And MIDNIGHT tailgate CHATS.
[brief instrumental]
[verse]
Now we’re OLDER.
With a FEW more BATTLE scars.
Thinking BACK now.
It seems so DISTANT and bizarre.
I can STILL remember ALL those times.
We FOUGHT and then made UP.
And i NEVER even THOUGHT to doubt
That WHAT we had was LOVE.
[brief instrumental]
[Pre-Chorus]
Through SLEEPless nights.
Through HUGS and fights.
And NEVER ending DAYS.
You’d MAKE me SMILE.
Through EVERY trial.
You ALWAYS knew the way…
[pause]
[chorus]
You’d SHOW ME your TITS!
and I’D smile.
and forGET what made us FIGHT.
A MOMENT of BLISS!
for MY eyes.
And FOR my dreams at NIGHT.
When the WORLD’S not right
And it NEEDS to be,
The soLUTION’S always
MAMM-UH-REE!
So SHOW them to ME!
[short instrumental]
[verse]
IT’s no SECRET,
They can STOP me where I STAND.
I HAVE to look,
And gently TAKE them in my HAND.
It’s TRUE they may have CHANGED a bit
But I DON’T really MIND.
I’m still GLAD to grope AROUND for them
preTENDING that I’m BLIND.
[brief instrumental]
[pre-chorus]
Cuz WHEN you SLIP
even JUST one NIP,
It MAKES me want to SEE.
The OTHER one
To HAVE some FUN,
And SOON there just might BE…
[pause]
[Chorus]
My COME on your TITS!
Cuz I MAKE
a MESS right ON your CHEST.
You KNOW I won’t MISS.
never DO.
my AIM is just the BEST.
The SOLUTION that
You SHOWED to ME
Caused a MESS right on your
MAMM-UH-REES!
You SHOWED them to ME!
[guitar solo]
[bridge]
A SUREfire way.
to MAKE things better.
Is to SHOW ME what’s
Inside your sweater!
Just SHOW me your tits!
[verse]
It’s KINDA strange.
That a GESTURE such as THIS.
Will ALWAYS work.
It’s guaranTEED to NEVer miss.
I’m SURE that IT’S a uni-VERSAL thing
that will WORK with any GUYS.
Every SINGLE wife can USE this move
No matter WHAT her shape or SIZE.
[brief instrumental]
[per-chorus]
So WHEN we POUT.
Just WHIP them OUT.
And WASH away the PAIN.
It’s ALWAYS works,
When MEN are JERKS.
It’s WIRED into our BRAINS…
[pause]
[Chorus]
Just SHOW us your TITS!
And WE’LL be
Like PUTTY in your HANDS.
That MOMENT of BLISS!
Set THEM free!
Your JUGS. Your BOOBS. Your CANS.
When the WORLD’S not right.
And it NEEDS to be.
The soLUTION’S always
MAMM-UH-REEEE!
Just SHOW us your TITS!
Oh yeah!
Just SET those PUPPIES Freeeeeee!
[brief instrumental]
[pause]
Show me your tits!
[end]