Geezers In The Armoury

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Welcome to the armourers office Where the coffee’s cold by ten Karl’s got grease on his name badge Dinger’s lost his pen again They’re moaning about the rota About the parts About the pranks But every beat-up bit of kit Leaves sharper than it came [Chorus] Karl and Dinger Absolute geezers Laughing as they service steel Talking like they’re famous speakers On a show the world can feel They say they’re sick of every playlist But when that chorus hits They’re gone Karl and Dinger Absolute geezers Can’t stop singing one more song (one more song) [Verse 2] Every day’s the same old circus Same four walls Same worn stool They could start a show about it “Two blokes losing it at work” uncool They’ll tell you every daft disaster Every bodge that turned out right Then argue over who’s off-key As they belt the hits all night [Chorus] Karl and Dinger Absolute geezers Laughing as they service steel Talking like they’re famous speakers On a show the world can feel They say they’re sick of every playlist But when that chorus hits They’re gone Karl and Dinger Absolute geezers Can’t stop singing one more song (again and again) [Bridge] That same old hook on the radio They swear they hate it Then they go Word for word Every “oh-oh-oh” Round and round in stereo From the bench to the corridor Till you’re humming as you walk out the door [Chorus] Karl and Dinger Absolute geezers Laughing as they service steel Talking like they’re famous speakers On a show the world can feel They say they’re sick of every playlist But when that chorus hits They’re gone Karl and Dinger Our own dreamers Office legends Singing strong Can’t stop singing one more song (one more song, one more song)