Everybody’s Paddling with Chew

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Chew heard a gurgle down the hall One little bubble, then a waterfall He grabbed a plunger, rolled his sleeves The bathroom had other plans, it seems [Pre-Chorus] He turned the handle, shouted, “No!” The water climbed up nice and slow His neighbor knocked, “You need a hand?” Chew said, “I’ve got a bigger plan!” [Chorus] Oh, Chew, the toilet’s overflowing Round and round, that water keeps on going Call the plumber, call the whole brigade Chew’s got a flood where a bathroom break was made Oh, Chew, don’t let it reach the stairs Grab those towels, call your friends upstairs When the pipes go wild and the floor turns blue Everybody’s paddling with Chew! [Verse 2] He built a dam from bathmat stacks A rubber duck led the rescue pack The cat stood guard upon the sink Chew drew a map in waterproof ink [Pre-Chorus] The mop went left, the bucket right His cousin brought a hose that night They laughed so hard they lost the plan Then Chew yelled, “Okay—one more hand!” [Chorus] Oh, Chew, the toilet’s overflowing Round and round, that water keeps on going Call the plumber, call the whole brigade Chew’s got a flood where a bathroom break was made Oh, Chew, don’t let it reach the stairs Grab those towels, call your friends upstairs When the pipes go wild and the floor turns blue Everybody’s paddling with Chew! [Bridge] At last the plumber turned one wrench The water stopped beside the bench Chew looked around at the soggy scene And crowned the duck the bathroom queen [Final Chorus] Oh, Chew, the toilet’s stopped its flowing Round the room, the victory’s overflowing Call the neighbors, let the good news play The bathroom’s dry—for nearly half a day! Oh, Chew, those towels made the save And the rubber duck was brave and brave When the pipes go wild, you know what to do: Bring a plunger and a crew for Chew! [Outro] Chew checks the handle, checks it twice The duck wears goggles, just in case