The Chair Challenge

Lyrics

[Intro - spoken announcer] Welcome to the ten-K-in-thirty-days challenge! He is sitting in that chair like the chair pays rent. No follow? He sits. Somebody follow? Wake him up! [Verse 1] I been sitting so long, my chair knows my name Checking for a follower like it's checking the game My knees on vacation, my sneakers unemployed One little follow and the silence gets destroyed [Pre-Chorus - call and response] Announcer: What do we need? Crowd: FOLLOW! Announcer: What happens next? Crowd: DANCE! Announcer: Is he moving? Crowd: Not yet! Announcer: Why not? Crowd: He's guarding the chair! [Chorus] FOLLOW, follow, follow, let the chair release GET UP AND DANCE, bring the room some peace Ten K in thirty days, we came to make a plan Follow, follow, follow—watch this sitting man! [Verse 2] Follow, DM me, get started today Copy the page, then go live, don't drift away Go live, repeat, let the cycle run Ten K challenge, make the waiting chair fun [Chorus] FOLLOW, follow, follow, let the chair release GET UP AND DANCE, bring the room some peace Ten K in thirty days, we came to make a plan Follow, follow, follow—watch this sitting man! [Dance Break - shouted] GET UP AND DANCE! Left foot, right foot, chair foot, slide! Shake that serious face from side to side! No follow? Freeze! New follow? Move! [Post-Dance - spoken comedy] Okay, okay, very impressive. You moved for four seconds and the chair filed a missing-person report. SIT BACK DOWN! [Final Hook] FOLLOW, DM ME, GET STARTED, go! COPY THE PAGE, GO LIVE, repeat the show! FOLLOW, follow, follow, then we dance again No follow? I sit. New follow? GET UP, my friend! [Outro - loop cue] He is back in the chair... Waiting professionally... FOLLOW!