Family

Lyrics

Mathew and father Glen let’s hit it 1 2 3 1 2 3 Family song take one million , I’m sick of all the takes so let’s hope it stays this way. I want to tell you a story about my family , let’s start with my bestie Melissa she has 4 kids one of them is a Caterpillar but 2 of them will spend a couple of hours at school dressed as nuns , sister Sienna and sister Mackenzie sorry that’s too funny. She has powerful gifts she blew up the third level of hell. She has a boyfriend his name is Logan and he is a weird dude I don’t have many words on him. He is a airhead and dry humps in the air always talking about anal but hopefully his a bit more normal once out of hell. We also have Valentina and Liam the giants of the family and Liam likes having an accent while on the radio and Valentina is a scary lady. But family people and love hard and we can’t forget Liam with the Oh please. Then we have father Glen who may just become glen and his wife Helen , always there for us helping in hell. We went in to hell to save my wife, and he had a backpack he told me was full of things to keep us alive. Toilet paper , a trumpet, cotton wall , a loaf of bread and whipped cream. Sorry mate age must be getting to you. My name’s Mathew I’m the demon hunter in the family if you will I jump through portals , and run around hell like a crazy cunt. This life is so hard but what made it a little bit better was Emily , she’s the crazy mother fucker who holds a gun but also my wife. Fuck. I’m getting hit and bothered just thinking about it. She’s the heart of our family and I love you I really do. Emily and Melissa get to experience pregnancy together which is so cool , one with her big boys hope Logan is ready for that. And Emily with our 3 little ladies. We can’t have a song without bringing up the truth as hard as it is. My kids were taken from me by an evil bitch I hope jail treats you great. And Jackson who we all thought of as family took babies from Emily. Which is wrong and shouldn’t have happened, but all safe together and we will be with you all one day I promise. I hope Jackson has fun in hell being the devil isn’t all that great you deserve everything you get for treating her that way. As for Cindy Lou , um. I hope Jackson is in the mood for fish every night. Cindy Lou in her fish pod with her tadpoles have fun. Let’s get to Italy guys , I want to have my wedding. And have some amazing family holidays. I do see it I see us all sitting together with a shot of whiskey saying we made it , that was a nightmare and it’s time to close the book. Let’s go freestyle 1 take and thank you sugar plum for the piano Fuck yeah that’s a wrap , glen pass me the whiskey