Chew, What Did You Do?

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Chew made coffee, missed the cup Spilled the grounds and stirred them up Put his left shoe on his right Still walked out feeling all right [Pre-Chorus] He had a list, a lucky pen Crossed off “find the list” again [Chorus] Oh, Chew, what did you do? Turned a simple little plan askew You tried to help, you meant it true But every road leads back to you Oh, Chew, we love you too Even when the whole thing comes unglued [Verse 2] He brought a cake to Tina’s place Then wore the frosting on his face He fixed the clock; it lost an hour He watered every plastic flower [Pre-Chorus] He waved goodbye, then missed the train Came back smiling in the rain [Chorus] Oh, Chew, what did you do? Turned a simple little plan askew You tried to help, you meant it true But every road leads back to you Oh, Chew, we love you too Even when the whole thing comes unglued [Bridge] The room went quiet, the lights went out Chew found the switch and spun about Then candles flickered, friends all cheered He’d planned the party all these years [Final Chorus] Oh, Chew, look what you can do! Turn a little mess to something new You tried to help, and that came through The best bad luck belongs to you Oh, Chew, we love you too Every crooked plan feels bright with you [Outro] Chew, Chew, what did you do? We’ll save a place—and a mop—for you