Green Check Wins

Lyrics

It ain’t so easy being Parlay Bronny, My owner just got, just got hit, now it’s all on me. Forget those medical expenses, I just wanna watch UAB versus Memphis. Why, oh why? Do these parlays make me wanna cry? Five little legs and a dream so high, Ten dollars down, let the whole thing ride. Louisville came through, put the Seminoles to sleep, Forty-four to twenty, that’s a promise I can keep. One green check, got four more to go, Got a twenty percent boost, now I’m chasing that dough. And I don’t wanna feel this pain, Watching all these numbers change. Seventy-eight dollars calling my name, But one bad quarter takes it all away… All away… all away… Why, oh whyyyyy? Does Parlay Bronny always live this life? I’m just tryna see those green check signs, But these fourth-quarter leads keep dying. Oh my, myyyyy, Got my whole damn weekend on the line. If Georgia wins, I might be fine, Just don’t let Alabama ruin my night. (Ruin my ni-i-ight…) (Don’t ruin my ni-i-ight…) Oklahoma State, I need you to deliver, UCF comes through, got my whole soul shivering. Indiana, don’t you fold in Nebraska, Three hundred on the moneyline, I shouldn’t have to ask ya. Texas going north for the Red River fight, Sooners in the way of my Saturday night. Three twenty-five, man, the odds look clean, But I’ve seen too many favorites crush a dream. And Georgia… (Georgia…) You’re the one that got me scared. Plus one-oh-five, got me saying little prayers. Seven-thirty kickoff, tension in the air, If the Dawgs don’t bark, I’m pulling out my hair. I don’t need a doctor… I don’t need no sleep… I just need the scoreboard… To be good to me… Owner’s in recovery, I’m staring at my screen. He says, “Bronny, how we doing?” I say, “Brother, let me dream.” (Let me dream…) (Let me dream…) Why, oh whyyyyy? Does Parlay Bronny always live this life? Five little legs, got my hopes up high, One already hit, four gotta survive. Oh my, myyyyy, Seventy-eight dollars could change my life. Eleven forty-six on the boosted side, Lord, just let this ticket come alive.