Certified Napper

Lyrics

[Intro] (I’m a big steppa) He a big sleeper (yeah) Certified napper Uh [Chorus] ‘Cause he a big sleeper Certified napper (yeah) Catch him in the cab Yeah he gone right after Sleeping through the loads Phone keep clappin’ (ring, ring) Dan keep callin’ But he never gon’ answer Parked at the yard Engine still runnin’ Knocked out cold He ain’t hear nothin’ Dispatch blowin’ up like “where you at?” Thirty-six later He still laid back (still laid back) [Verse 1] Missed three loads Now Dan real mad Phone on silent in the sleeper so bad They bang on the door He ain’t moving He snoring (loud) Drool on the pillow Whole shift boring Logs look clean but his eyes stay shut Truck stop kings talk big He just cut Dreamin’ ‘bout the miles and the pay he ain’t stacking Whole yard laugh ‘bout the freight he ain’t backing (uh) [Chorus] ‘Cause he a big sleeper Certified napper (yeah) Catch him in the cab Yeah he gone right after Sleeping through the loads Phone keep clappin’ (ring, ring) Dan keep callin’ But he never gon’ answer Parked at the yard Engine still runnin’ Knocked out cold He ain’t hear nothin’ Dispatch blowin’ up like “where you at?” Thirty-six later He still laid back (still laid back) [Verse 2] Sun go down Then it rise He reclining Lunch box full But his clock ain’t timing Fuel tank full But the wheels ain’t turning AC cold But the rate sheet burning He don’t need drama He need that blanket Whole crew joke “Boy He never gon’ bank it” Dan in the office Pacing on the floor But buddy in the bunk In a ten-state snore (go to sleep) [Chorus] ‘Cause he a big sleeper Certified napper (napper) Catch him in the cab Yeah he gone right after Sleeping through the loads Phone keep clappin’ (ring, ring) Dan keep callin’ But he never gon’ answer Parked at the yard Engine still runnin’ Knocked out cold He ain’t hear nothin’ Dispatch blowin’ up like “where you at?” Thirty-six later He still laid back (still laid back)