Write Me Up, Fool

Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah—HR, front desk, all day Forms on the left, fires on the right Let’s work [Verse 1] Monday hit, inbox doing twenty-five laps Three folks at my door with a stack of new apps Benefits call, payroll late, badge won’t scan Boss says, “Can you squeeze one more task in?” Man I got two hands, ten tabs, one cold cup Phones keep ringing while the printer jams up You want a quick answer? Then bring me the facts Don’t drop a whole department in my lap [Pre-Chorus] I’m keeping every name and every date in line While you stroll past my desk like I got all the time If you need me to fix it, come and pitch in If you don’t have a hand, don’t start chiming in [Chorus] Write me up, fool, I don’t give a damn Either give me a hand or shut your mouth, man I’m buried in the paperwork, still keeping this place on track You want another miracle? Then come and take a stack Write me up, fool, I don’t give a damn Either give me a hand or shut your mouth, man Bosses keep on talking like the load ain’t real Come carry half this mess, then tell me how you feel [Verse 2] New hire needs a login, old hire needs a check Somebody changed the handbook, now the wording’s a wreck Interview at eleven, exit talk at two And you want a neat report by the quarter past noon I’m the one they call when the whole plan bends Then I’m “so appreciated” till the weekend begins I keep this crew from falling through a crack So bring me coffee—or come take this stack [Pre-Chorus] I’m keeping every name and every date in line While you stroll past my desk like I got all the time If you need me to fix it, come and pitch in If you don’t have a hand, don’t start chiming in [Chorus] Write me up, fool, I don’t give a damn Either give me a hand or shut your mouth, man I’m buried in the paperwork, still keeping this place on track You want another miracle? Then come and take a stack Write me up, fool, I don’t give a damn Either give me a hand or shut your mouth, man Bosses keep on talking like the load ain’t real Come carry half this mess, then tell me how you feel [Bridge] One more form, one more call, one more “urgent” on the screen One more boss asking why the whole place runs so clean I got patience, got receipts, got a limit, got a plan Put your name on this pile—now you understand [Final Chorus] Write me up, fool, I don’t give a damn Either give me a hand or shut your mouth, man I’m buried in the paperwork, still keeping this place on track You want another miracle? Then come and take a stack Write me up, fool, I don’t give a damn Either give me a hand or shut your mouth, man Bosses keep on talking like the load ain’t real Come carry half this mess, then tell me how you feel [Outro] HR’s still here, but I’m not your whole plan Give me a hand—or understand