Gunner’s Got an Itchy Butt

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Gunner did a wiggle by the kitchen chair Made a funny face and tousled his hair He checked his pockets, checked his shoe But there was one little itch he couldn't undo [Pre-Chorus] He said, “Oh no, what can I do?” Dad said, “Buddy, here's a clue” [Chorus] Gunner’s got an itchy butt crack Time to take a bathroom break and handle that Soap and water, scrub-a-dub track Then he’ll be back with a giggle attack Gunner’s got an itchy butt crack Clean it up and get his comfy pants back [Verse 2] He marched upstairs like a tiny king Grabbed a towel and a clean shirt ring A little rinse, a little care Fresh pajamas waiting on the chair [Pre-Chorus] He said, “That feels much better now!” And took a victory bathroom bow [Chorus] Gunner’s got an itchy butt crack Time to take a bathroom break and handle that Soap and water, scrub-a-dub track Then he’ll be back with a giggle attack Gunner’s got an itchy butt crack Clean it up and get his comfy pants back [Bridge] If something itches, don’t ignore Tell a grown-up what you’re feeling it for If it keeps on bugging you, speak up fast A friendly doctor can help it pass [Final Chorus] Gunner’s got an itchy butt crack Now he’s clean and doing a happy hop-jack Soap and water, scrub-a-dub track Fresh clean clothes and his confidence back Gunner’s got an itchy butt crack One silly song and he’s right on track [Outro] Wiggle-free, giggle-free, all tucked in tight Goodnight, Gunner, sleep well tonight!