Neither Do We

Lyrics

[Intro, robot voice] Loading... loading... still loading... (crowd) NOT US! [Verse 1] April came, we killed the pastel slides, Went so brutal that the stock photos cried, The world was buffering, the wheel went round, We were already done before it found. [Pre-Chorus] Your batch job's sleeping, it's a quarter to three, Ours caught the fraud before you finished your tea, Milliseconds, baby, that's our love language, We don't "circle back," we just fix the damage! [Chorus] Critical won't wait (no!) Neither can you (whoa!) Late is the same as never, So we're coming through! Your dashboard says "refresh me," We say "darling, don't stress me," Critical won't wait (no!) And neither do we! [Verse 2] Six streaming vendors walked into a bar, Built a Streamhouse, now we're all one star, VERA's humming, Fluss is in the flow, Made in Germany, with a little bit of show. [Pre-Chorus 2] AI needs a prompt, oh that's so cute, Your business needs it prompt, or it's gonna go mute, Zero distance, call us any day, The people who built it pick up right away! [Chorus] [Bridge, breakdown] (spoken, deadpan) Hello, this is your nightly batch job. I'll get back to you tomorrow. (crowd) TOO LATE! (build) Stream it! Ship it! Never stall! Stream it! Ship it! Catch it all! [Drop, vocal chop] Prompt, prompt, be prompt! Prompt, prompt, be prompt! [Final Chorus, key change, maximum cheese] Critical won't wait (no!) Neither can you (whoa!) Late is the same as never, So we're coming through! Barcelona, Christmas glitter, Even Santa's getting quicker, Critical won't wait (no!) And neither do we! [Outro, robot voice] The world buffers. (crowd) WE DON'T! (robot) ...still loading.