Certified Napper

Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah Big sleeper Certified napper (uh-huh) He gone [Verse 1] ’Cause he a big sleeper Certified napper Catch him in the cab Yeah he gone right after Sleeping through the loads Phone keep clappin’ Dan keep callin’ But he never gon’ answer Parked at the dock Engine still runnin’ Knocked out cold He ain’t hear nothin’ Dispatch blowin’ up Say “where you at?” Thirty-six later He still laid back (laid back) [Chorus] He a certified napper Big-time slacker MIA every time You try to track him Missed three loads Now Dan real mad Phone on silent In the sleeper so bad He a certified napper Big-time slacker Dreaming on the clock While the bags stack up Bang on the door He ain’t moving an inch If sleep was a job He’d never get benched (never) [Verse 2] Sun up Sun down He still snoozin’ (still) Paperwork stack But he still coolin’ Whole yard talkin’ “Where that boy been?” He in deep REM Got drool on his chin Coffee in the cup Still sittin’ full GPS say he there But the man on pull Dan on the line Voice all cracked “This your last shot” He just roll right back (gone) [Chorus] He a certified napper Big-time slacker MIA every time You try to track him Missed three loads Now Dan real mad Phone on silent In the sleeper so bad He a certified napper Big-time slacker Dreaming on the clock While the bags stack up Bang on the door He ain’t moving an inch If sleep was a job He’d never get benched (yeah)