The Booof Is On Fire

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Kyle clips the camera to a lanyard on his chest Says, “We’re at the theme part,” with his map held like a test Points toward the castle, calls it “the cast-ull,” nice and slow Then walks into a shrub while narrating where to go “Here’s the roller coaster, very tall and very fast” He says “roll-er coas-ter” like each syllable might last The crowd keeps streaming by; Kyle checks his framing twice “Smash that like button, folks—I’m lost but this is nice” [Pre-Chorus] He reads each sign aloud, gives every word a twist The camera gets the truth; the captions do their best [Chorus] The Booof, rhe Booof, the booof is on fire Kyle says it proudly, climbing higher and higher The Booof, rhe Booof, the booof is on fire It’s a snack stand, Kyle—it’s not an actual pyre [Verse 2] He orders “funnel cake,” but calls it “tunnel flake” Says the “haunted mansion” is a “haunted manshion” by mistake He interviews a mascot: “How’s the weather in your suit?” The mascot gives a thumbs-up; Kyle says, “Great, very cute” He calls the merry-go-round “the merry-goe-round” Then films his own shoes as he spins around and round A kid corrects his wording; Kyle nods, “That’s what I said” Then turns the camera sideways and walks into a spread [Pre-Chorus] He reads each sign aloud, gives every word a twist The camera gets the truth; the captions do their best [Chorus] The Booof, rhe Booof, the booof is on fire Kyle says it proudly, climbing higher and higher The Booof, rhe Booof, the booof is on fire It’s a snack stand, Kyle—it’s not an actual pyre [Bridge] “Please remain seated,” Kyle says, “please remain see-ted” The ride attendant sighs; the safety speech is repeated He checks his little screen: “We’re having such a day” The park map’s upside down, but he leads the way [Final Chorus] The Booof, rhe Booof, the booof is on fire Kyle points at a pretzel with the zeal of a squire The Booof, rhe Booof, the booof is on fire He signs off from the exit: “Subscribe for the wire” [Outro] Kyle walks past the turnstile, still narrating the view “Thanks for watching, everybody—see you at the zoo”