Chewman

Lyrics

*intro instrumental 10 seconds* There lived a certain man, in van alstyne long ago *Verse* He was old and stupid, and his eyes barely worked Most people look at him, with terror and with fear But to his dear toes he was such a lovely dear He could drink cream soda like a drunkard Full of down syndrome and autism *Pre chorus* But he was also the kind of teacher No one would desire *Chorus* Che-che-chewyman hated by humanity Yes his 5 toes really were gone Che-che-chewyman celinas greatest turd machine It's a shame that he's still employed *Instrumental 20 seconds* *Verse* But when his laziness and incompetence and inability to work Became known to more people The demands to do something about this outrageous man Became louder and louder *Instrumental 20 seconds with background chanting "hey"* This man has got to go, declared his co workers And the supervisors begged just please do it now No doubt, this chewyman had no hidden charms Though he was stupid they fell into his arms *Pre chorus* Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap they're not to blame Come and get some marshmallows and cream soda they kept demanding And he really came *Chorus* Che-che-chewyman hated by humanity They put some sugar into his a&w Che-che-chewyman celinas greatest turd machine He drank it all and said I feel fine Che-che-chewyman hated by humanity They didn't quit they wanted his head Che-che-chewyman hated by humanity And so they shot him till he was dead *Instrumental 20 seconds fade out*