Rat King Legends

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Rat King rolls in, six names on the screen We’re building a family, or so we convene “Everybody ready?”—the answer is “yeah” Then one guy goes AFK to microwave his hair [Pre-Chorus] We’ve got a plan, we’ve got a map We’ve got one controller down to one percent [Chorus] We’re not ready, but we’re loading in Rat King Legends, let the chaos begin We climb for glory, we wipe, we respawn Somebody’s gone AFK before the first boss is on We’re screaming, fighting, laughing through the pain Fame can wait—we’re trying that again [Verse 2] The countdown hits zero, the fireteam flies One battery dies and one teammate sighs “Revive me!” “I’m trying!” “You ran off the edge!” We trade our own lives for a questionable ledge [Pre-Chorus] The boss is low, our hopes are high Someone’s unplugged and we don’t know why [Chorus] We’re not ready, but we’re loading in Rat King Legends, let the chaos begin We climb for glory, we wipe, we respawn Somebody’s gone AFK before the first boss is on We’re screaming, fighting, laughing through the pain Fame can wait—we’re trying that again [Bridge] We built a little family from failed attempts Shared bad callouts and empty vents If we fall apart, we pull back together Controller charged? We might last forever [Final Chorus] We’re not ready, but we’re loading in Rat King Legends, let the chaos begin We climb to glory, our names up in lights After one more wipe and a few more fights We’re screaming, fighting, laughing through the pain The whole clan’s back—now who went AFK again? [Outro] “Ready?” “Ready!” “Controller?” “Dead.”