Built Different

Lyrics

[Intro] (Yeah!) Somewhere a bald eagle just changed direction [Verse 1] Jason walks in, the thermostat climbs His handshake leaves a dent in time He opens jars with a single glance And makes a pickup truck do a power stance He once stared down a thunderstorm The clouds apologized and went back where they were born [Pre-Chorus] They say, “Take it easy” He says, “Define easy” [Chorus] Built different! They don’t make men like me! Jason’s got a chest like a national monument, apparently! Built different! Hear the mountains agree! He can grill in a blizzard and make the snow say, “Yes, sir!” They don’t make men like me! [Verse 2] He changes a tire with a pocketknife Then gives the jack a pep talk about life He once arm-wrestled a freight-train wheel The train called timeout; Jason said, “Deal” His flannel shirt has its own zip code His lawn mower follows him down the road [Pre-Chorus] They say, “That’s impossible” He says, “Seems possible to me” [Chorus] Built different! They don’t make men like me! Jason’s got a chest like a national monument, apparently! Built different! Hear the mountains agree! He can grill in a blizzard and make the snow say, “Yes, sir!” They don’t make men like me! [Bridge] When the flag needs folding, Jason folds the sky When the barbecue’s ready, the sun asks why He doesn’t need a cape, he’s got a belt with a buckle That could tow a small moon if it had a hitch to buckle [Breakdown] (Spoken, dead serious) Jason… The man. The myth. The guy who brought his own cooler. [Instrumental Solo] [Unnecessarily long guitar solo] [Final Chorus] Built different! They don’t make men like me! Jason’s shadow has a shadow, and it’s standing at attention! Built different! Hear the whole county agree! He can grill in a blizzard and make the snow say, “Yes, sir!” Built different! Let the bald eagles sing! Jason’s the toughest man alive—according to Jason, anyway! They don’t make men like me! [Outro] Jason! (That’s right!) Jason! (Probably!) Built different!