Narrow Little Victory

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I trusted one small rumble, thought it would behave Then my stomach made a warning sign I couldn't wave I froze beside the kitchen, gripping the counter tight A tiny accident was chasing me tonight [Pre-Chorus] I took one careful step, then I took another two My trousers had a question mark, my face had turned sky blue [Chorus] I farded and a poopy almost slipped out That was not the kind of surprise I was about I clenched like a champion, shuffled to the loo A narrow little victory—but I made it through [Verse 2] The dog looked disappointed, the cat refused to stare I blamed the faulty floorboard and blamed the folding chair No one asked a question, no one needed proof The bathroom door swung open like a courtroom for the truth [Bridge] Next time I hear thunder from a place below my belt I’ll treat it like a fire drill and leave before it’s felt No pride, no hesitation, no dramatic debut Just a fast and humble journey to the porcelain rescue [Chorus] I farded and a poopy almost slipped out That was not the kind of surprise I was about I clenched like a champion, shuffled to the loo A narrow little victory—but I made it through [Outro] Made it through, made it through Close call in the bathroom queue Made it through, made it through Next time, I’m going sooner too