Lucid Chicanery

Lyrics

MOETRON THE MEGA BOMB The Intergalactic Funk Uprising INTRO — ROBOTIC VOCODER Attention, Earthlings! This is not a test! Your regularly scheduled responsibilities Have been temporarily replaced by FUNK! From the outer rim to the break of dawn, Moetron the Mega Bomb is ON! VERSE 1 — ORIGINAL FREESTYLE Thought that was try’n to stop Moetron the Mega Bomb, Got it goin’ on till the break of dawn! Hits from the bong, I put that on Cheech and Chong, Bang the gong for Emperor Tron! Y’all be creepin’ all night long, Side-steppin’ responsibilities, Gettin’ down to my song! PRE-CHORUS — FUNK BASS DROPS Now wait a minute, what’s that sound? Whole damn galaxy gettin’ down! Saturn’s got rings, Jupiter’s got soul, Mars brought the rhythm and the moon brought the roll! No left, no right, no wrong, no strong, Everybody got a place where they belong! CHORUS — EVERYBODY SING! U! N! I! T! Y! Throw your funky hands up high! You and me beneath one sky, We ain’t gotta ask each other why! U! N! I! T! Y! Keep that cosmic love alive! Not just you, and not just I, Everybody sing — U N I T Y! VERSE 2 — MOETRON RETURNS Moetron rollin’ in a Cadillac spaceship, Chrome-plated boots with a gravitational hip! Got a disco ball hangin’ from a satellite dish, Three-eyed alien sayin’, “Man, I dig this!” Emperor Tron on the interstellar phone, Said, “Who let the funk inside my throne?” I said, “Your Majesty, don’t get it wrong, The revolution ain’t a war — it’s a song!” Robots on the left, Martians on the right, Earthlings in the middle gettin’ funky tonight! Even Darth Vader took his helmet off, Said, “Turn that bass up!” and started to cough! CHORUS — FULL CROWD U! N! I! T! Y! Throw your funky hands up high! You and me beneath one sky, We ain’t gotta ask each other why! U! N! I! T! Y! Keep that cosmic love alive! Not just you, and not just I, Everybody sing — U N I T Y! BRIDGE — HALF-TIME, DEEP VOCODER One little planet in a big old space, Eight billion people in the human race. Different kinds of rhythm, different kinds of rhyme, But everybody’s heartbeat keeps the same damn time. You can build your walls, you can draw your lines, You can waste your days or synchronize! Ain’t no cosmic throne, ain’t no crown above, That can ever outshine a universe of love! BREAKDOWN — CALL AND RESPONSE WHO GOT THE FUNK? (WE GOT THE FUNK!) WHO GOT THE SOUL? (WE GOT THE SOUL!) WHO’S IN CONTROL? (NOBODY KNOWS!) WHERE’S MOETRON? (THERE HE GOES!) BANG THAT GONG! (ALL NIGHT LONG!) SING THAT SONG! (ALL NIGHT LONG!) WHAT’S THE WORD? (UNITY!) WHO’S THE CREW? (YOU AND ME!) FINAL CHORUS — EVERY VOICE IN THE GALAXY U! N! I! T! Y! Raise your voices to the sky! From the oceans to Orion, Let the rhythm multiply! U! N! I! T! Y! No more lonely satellites! Not just you, and not just I, WE THE PEOPLE — U N I T Y! OUTRO — VOCODER FADING INTO SPACE Moetron the Mega Bomb… Still got it goin’ on… Till the break of dawn… Emperor Tron… Cheech and Chong… Everybody sing along… U… N… I… T… Y… Transmission complete. Funk remains undefeated.