Trees, Cars, and Greenie

Lyrics

I'm an unhinged greenie, it's in my DNA I'll chain myself to trees, I don't care what you say. I'll protest nearly everything, stand with others and share the load, I'll make unimportant points, I'll glue myself to the road. I'm an unhinged greenie, Greta Thunberg is my god, I don't shower all that often, I'm a dirty rotten sod. My hair is always smelly, my clothes are second hand, I'll gladly smoke the green stuff, and scream "This is aboriginal land." Pro Palestine is the in thing, stop oil can sit and wait, Because I'm an unhinged greenie, I have to share my hate. I'll say the ice is melting, I'll scream the climate's bad, But I'll still drive around in a car, but it's at you that I'll be mad. I'm an unhinged greenie, I thrive on making everything coooky, And I'll vote for hypocritical politicians, what? You've never heard of Mehreen Faruqi? And I'll call everyone a racist, even if they're not, Any opposition to me, well I'll just label them a bot. Because I'm an unhinged greenie, nothing I say ever makes sense, Logic doesn't sit with me, I'm not that smart, I'm dense. But I'll make a massive problem, I'm like a chicken for KFC Like standing with islamic terrorists, that hate the LGBT. Because I live in an alternate reality, a dystopian society, I am tolerant to those that love me, with them it's harmony. But all the far right fascists, with their usual conservative lies, I don't want them around me, I hope their memory dies. Because I'm an unhinged lefty, I love everyone who walks this earth. Just not those One Nation bigots, to me they have no worth. I'll give a pass to Islam, I'll let them stand with me, And celebrate with them their freedom, to remove my liberty..