Nae Luck Riley's Family!

Lyrics

(VERSE 1) Lindsay will eat any food And if there is no Proseco Jill will go in a mood Agnes takes a half an hour to get up any stairs And if Andrea is cold she puts on twenty layers (CHORUS) Oh Rileys family are all dolly And if Agnes gets an expresso martini she'll be jolly Jill always sits calmly reading another stupid book And if you want a laugh, try and watch Riley cook (VERSE 2) Too many guinesses makes Lindsay all funkie Agnes's hair in the morning is shaped like a monkey Riley pure fancies that singer Olivia Dean And if Andrea forgets her phone she can be mean (CHORUS) Oh Rileys family try hard at bingo Agnes can't read they think she needs duolingo Lindsay used to work as a joiner but can't build a shelf And Jill always likes to isolate herself (VERSE 3) Andrea puts on makeup and acts like she's a hotty And Rileys face always looks really spotty In the morning Lindsay doesn't stop talking And if Jill wins a game of bowling it'll be shocking (CHORUS) Oh Riley's family have a funtime on christmas days And when Lindsay uses the toilet you need so many sprays Jill goes on holiday and packs hundreds of clothes And Andrea's been told she has fat toes (VERSE 4) Agnes uses candles that consume her whole house And andrea gets scared when she sees a tiny mouse If Riley plays badminton he'll be the winner And lindsay forgets everything aside from his last dinner (CHORUS) Oh Rileys family do a fair bit of drinking And when Agnes farts its absolutely stinking Jill smiles in photos she isn't envolved in And if Riley has no Calpol its a sin (VERSE 5) Jill goes to any seltic game And when Agnes goes to M&S everyone desperately wants hame When Lindsay falls into the hot tub he weirdly twirls And Riley slabbers when he sees black girls (CHORUS) Oh Riley's family always go out to eat And Agnes's toenails are bigger than her feet Andrea doesn't like it when she has a massive spam And Lindsay calls everybody a bam (VERSE 6) Riley gets called a fudd when he goes to play Jill bets on things and wins nothing everyday Lindsay normally goes to sunday mass And Andrea secretly holds in a lot of gas (CHORUS) Oh Riley's family never get into a fight And Andrea starts horse breathing during the night Agnes is always known to be dolly And lindsays sniffs his food like a border collie (VERSE 7) Agnes is very good at cooking steak And when Lindsay washes dishes the place becomes a lake Riley really hates getting up for school And if Jill's Netflix is glitched she'll be a raging bull (CHORUS) Oh Rileys family are quite fun And Lindsay likes a nice hot cross bun Jill goes too so many shows And Andrea catches strings because of her big nose (ENDING) I hope everyone finds this song quite funny Don't be laughing because you all have no money You all are a really happy and loving group But everyone watch out for agnes's tomato soup